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Mostestestest

Something that is more than most. More than mostest, too (because apparently that's in some dictionaries).
Maddy: I love you, Hannah.
Hannah: I love you too!
Maddy: I love you more!
Hannah: But, I love you most...
Maddy: I love you mostest, though.
Hannah: I LOVE YOU MOSTESTESTEST.
Mostestestest by iseethehorizon December 6, 2013
To love someone more than anything that exists or has ever existed. This is more than most and cannot be beaten, under any circumstances, especially by the non-existent words "mostestest" and "mostestestest"
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you mostest.

Dominic: Nooooo. I must accept my defeat. You really do love me mostest, Steph.

mostestest 

when you love someone more than anyone else, they mean the most to you.

no word can be bigger than it.
I love you the most
I love you the mostest
“Too bad. I love you the mostestest”
mostestest by floweregui December 18, 2017

molesterstache 

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.
"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
molesterstache by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

Mostester 

More than the most,moster, and the mostest. It is the mostester. Even more than the whole shabang.
Adam: I love you Monique.
Monique: I love you more Adam.
Adam: I love you the most Monique.
Monique: I love you the mostest Adam!
Adam: Monique... I love you the mostester!
Mostester by Mr. Bowser November 26, 2006