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moatmeal

A morning meal of spunk or spooge, derived from "man-oatmeal".
At 6 AM, I was standing in line for coffee at the cafe in the casino and a young lady approached me wearing a very short skirt and said wanted my moatmeal for breakfast.
by casino adventure March 25, 2010
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Moatmealing

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"
Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?
by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017
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