mjb

Afrikaans abbreviation for "mis jou baie" meaning "miss you a lot".

Ek mjb nadat ek jou so lanklaas gesien het.

by WeetNie July 28, 2011

MJB

MJB = Male Jailbait, a young male under the age of consent to is deemed attractive, can be used by both gay men and straight women.

Example one;
Person1: Vaqxine likes his guys young.
person2: You mean like MJB young?

Example two;
Person1: Lauren likes her guys young.
Person2: You mean like MJB young?

by Vorfin August 23, 2009

MJB

Mary J. Blige

*the Queen of Hip-Hop/Soul

1. When Darrell asked me what music I'm into, I told him Mariah, Aaliyah, DMX, Wutang, and MJB

by Jer April 21, 2006

MJB

adjective
Referring to a body part that is lopsided or uneven.
As in how Mary Jo Buttafuoco looked after Amy Fisher got off a couple rounds on the front porch.

"You know those boobs are real! Look how MJB the right one is."

by Dirty Lulu & Jax Starr! November 06, 2007