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Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
Related Words

Misery Compiler

When you score two or more goals in football in quick succession
"SpencerFC has just scored another that's 3 goals in two minutes #misery compiler"

misery loves company

People who are unhappy may get some consolation from knowing that others are unhappy too.
you get into a shyt load of trouble, but your friends are in trouble too so that makes you feel less bad.---> misery loves company.

Dough mixer 

The act of fucking anything “doughy” using your hands to knead the surrounding body parts.

A flappy but firm effect.
Soft but firm. Feels like a dough just after its resting stage. Holds a semi strong form although might bounce away with an applause. Usually an age derived bonus. Get it while it’s available

“She had the perfect tits for the dough mixer”
Dough mixer by Titty Chef June 2, 2023

miseryxchord 

Publisher of DOOM! Magazine, stays prepared for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.
MiseryXchord keeps a shotgun and machete handy in case of zombies.
miseryxchord by Steampunk Octopod December 31, 2011

prep mixer 

A high school mixer at St Joes Prep High School in North Philly. Specifically for incoming freshman, the prep mixer is a dance for prep boys and surrounding sister schools. All other boys schools are jealous they can't go because all the hot girls talk about it.
Notre Dame Girl: OMG ARE U GOING TO THE PRIXER ??(Another name for Prep Mixer)
Merion Mercy Girl: YESSS I CANT WAIT.
Sacred Heart Girl: Sucks for all the Malvern Boys who cant go!!!! Its gonna be a party!!!!
prep mixer by NDAGIRLFORLIFE September 14, 2013