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Mitwa means a true friend or a lover!
Is a true friend, who loves to help and is a dedicated person, fall in love less and in work more, loves to venture new adventures and is a great example of a leader, looks hard on outside but is a very emotional person on inside
Hey! Mitwa how are you ?

You are my true mitwa !
Mitwa , my love
Mitwa by Gujjuuchhokri November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
A mitwa is someone who tends to fall sick a lot. A mitwa will make plans to hang out with you, bring your hopes up, then crush them by cancelling on you because he/she has fallen sick. Mitwas tend to be very pale Russian men that closely resemble vampires because of their lifestyle. They love to cheat in chess and have a hobby of stealing people's tiles. Beware of a mitwa!!
*Jesse on the phone with her bf Greg*
Jesse: Heyy Greg wana hang out sometime I haven't seen you in a while?
Greg: Yeah sure wana meet tomorrow?
Jesse: YESS! see you!

5 hours later....

*Greg calls Jesse*
Greg: Hey Jesse can't make it tomorrow I just came down with the flu and a severe case of flaming dragon breath. Sorry.
Jesse: GOSH GREG I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A MITWA!!

After years of this abuse, Jesse moves to another state and lives in a polygamous marriage with her 5 goats and 1 sheep
mitwa by amazonwoman89 November 8, 2010

mongolian midway point 

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.
While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
Milwaukee meat grinder by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

Milwaukee Bitch Magnet 

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.
"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."
Prettiest, beautiful, hot and cute too.
Purest and most beautiful soul on earth.
you’re pretty! wow! you’re a mitali
Mitali by Ilovemitsss May 2, 2018

Milwaukee Latte 

A case of liquid diarrhea that is the result of drinking too much beer (a product of Milwaukee) that comes out with enough pressure that it produces a froth in the toilet water. Also known as mixing party mud and the beer shits.
I drank an 18 pack of beer last night and this morning I woke up my wife making a Milwaukee Latte in the bathroom.
Milwaukee Latte by Big Jefe September 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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