mitrochondria
jeez, she's being such mitrochondria,she infuriates me so much just because he hugged me doesn't mean she has to force it out of him.
mitrochondria by Monsterking2020 April 16, 2022
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mitochondria
mitochondria by Zaniel December 18, 2017
Chlorophyll mitochondria
A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018
mitochondria
mitochondria by hop55 May 25, 2017
Mitochondria
The powerhouse of the cell.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Mitochondria by The Founf Lord August 29, 2017
Mitochondria
Mitochondria by Neckbackcrack July 25, 2018
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017
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