mitrochondria 

the habit of being a pick me girl and wanting the attention of guys by copying what someone else

jeez, she's being such mitrochondria,she infuriates me so much just because he hugged me doesn't mean she has to force it out of him.

mitrochondria by Monsterking2020 April 16, 2022

mitochondria 

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other

BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny

mitochondria by Zaniel December 18, 2017

Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

mitochondria 

It's the powerhouse of the cell.

If i go to jail my nickname will be mitochondria, because i will be the powerhouse of the cell.

mitochondria by hop55 May 25, 2017

Mitochondria 

The powerhouse of the cell.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Mitochondria by The Founf Lord August 29, 2017

Mitochondria 

The power house of the cell

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
*gets straight A's for science*

Mitochondria by Neckbackcrack July 25, 2018

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.

*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017