Mitochondriac

one who overworks themselves to provide for others, sacrificing their own health; one who is depended on but themselves independent.

"Phil's cute but he's a mitochondriac. I can't work with that kind of baggage.

by Weee a bum ba weh January 11, 2022

mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other

BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny

by Zaniel December 18, 2017

Chlorophyll mitochondria

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

mitochondria

It's the powerhouse of the cell.

If i go to jail my nickname will be mitochondria, because i will be the powerhouse of the cell.

by hop55 May 25, 2017

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

by The Founf Lord August 29, 2017

Mitochondria

The power house of the cell

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
*gets straight A's for science*

by Neckbackcrack July 25, 2018

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.

*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA

by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017