mitch itch 

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

mitch itch by Jermain Masters April 15, 2008

Bitch-itch Mitch 

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

Bitch-itch Mitch by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016

Itchy Mitchy mung mung 

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung

Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

Itchy Mitchy mung mung by Missdiva212 March 31, 2019

Itchy Mitchy

When you let a juicy fart and your butthole itches after the fart dries.

Oooh, that fart sounded wet, you're going to have an Itchy Mitchy when it dries.

Itchy Mitchy by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023

MitchBitch 

A girl who’s obsessed with Mitch Rapp not caring he could easily snap her neck if she said something wrong

Friend: your such a MitchBitch
Me: shut the fuck up. He could choke me and I wouldn’t care

MitchBitch by Dr.Pepper.Queen February 11, 2021