Any girl living in Litchfield County CT. They tend to be very caring and loving to multiple nice men, tricking them into thinking they are forming a serious relationship, and then choose only one including, but not limited to: drug addicts, dropouts, deadbeats, and assholes. And then throws the rest into a love-sick friend zone.
Guy 1: You're the best girl i've ever met.
Litchbitch: And you're the best man i've ever met.
Guy 2: Here's your birthday gift, you're so beautiful.
Litchbitch: ohhhh thanks i love you so much!
Guy 3: I love you.
Litchbitch: I love you too!
(more good guys)
Random Fuckup: Yo bitch, i hate yo ugly ass!
Litchbitch: OMG i love you, lets be in a relationship.
*sex*
Mitch: *Enters a crowded bus* Pardon me, miss. Mitch coming through. *Stands in front of woman*
The woman stands aside and thinks to herself about the Mitch in front of her. While deep in thought, another individual approaches and stands behind her. Her brain begins piecing the puzzle pieces together as she slowly turns her head around to the man behind her. Her eyes catch glimpse of a small worn nametag on the mans shirt. Her face slowly turns to horror as she sees those damned letters "M" "I" "T" "C" "H" and realizes that she has been mitchwiched.
An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"
I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)
A girl who only wears Abercrombie and Fitch and is a total hottie. She says "OMG" on a regular basis as well. She probably has perfect hair and has a hot boyfriend. She owns the school. =]
Ugly girl: ohhh look at that fitchbitch! I wish I could be like her. Shes perfect.