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Blue Mistic

Blue Mistic is a favorite refreshment of jungless, cuttas and any other bad Bahamian gal. The drink is usually part of a package deal a man exchanges for sex or sexual favors. The other part of the package usually is food preferably chicken involved and totaling under 10 dollars.
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want a drink with that thigh snack?
Guy: Yes, a blue mistic
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want rubbers with that too cuz obviously u going to grind
Blue Mistic by Stanley Smith1 August 12, 2012

misticriver 

The newbie floats down the MisticRiver
misticriver by Idiotsynkracy May 22, 2005

Mishicot 

A nice little village that is mainly supported by the farming comunitee. Has a couple of bars but maily a Cenex, Subway, and Country Store. A high school that is rather small but always puts a good team out. Wrestling and Football are the best sports by far, but the other teams are always competetive. Overall a great place to live and raise kids.
Dude: Hey man i just got pinned.
Guy: Where was the kids from?
Dude: Mishicot!
Guy: Where the hell is that?
Mishicot by aicwebbtmac February 20, 2011

Mistical 

Mysterious,cool,cute and crazy girl.
Mistical is cool.
Mistical rocks.
Mistical by Jen March 13, 2005

masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia

Fear of sleepwalking in the rain while chewing gum.
I would have met the assignment deadline were it not for my masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia.

MysticOverlord 

A high grade nerd. The biggest nerd you will find amongst the Overlords.
A very young dude yet often mistaken for a 50 year old Neckbeard.
Person A: Look at that neckbeard!
Person B: Thats MysticOverlord dude! He is the nerd of the Overlords!
MysticOverlord by Mystic_Overlord January 12, 2020