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Blue Mistic

Blue Mistic is a favorite refreshment of jungless, cuttas and any other bad Bahamian gal. The drink is usually part of a package deal a man exchanges for sex or sexual favors. The other part of the package usually is food preferably chicken involved and totaling under 10 dollars.
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want a drink with that thigh snack?
Guy: Yes, a blue mistic
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want rubbers with that too cuz obviously u going to grind
Blue Mistic by Stanley Smith1 August 12, 2012

misticriver 

The newbie floats down the MisticRiver
misticriver by Idiotsynkracy May 22, 2005

Mishicot 

A nice little village that is mainly supported by the farming comunitee. Has a couple of bars but maily a Cenex, Subway, and Country Store. A high school that is rather small but always puts a good team out. Wrestling and Football are the best sports by far, but the other teams are always competetive. Overall a great place to live and raise kids.
Dude: Hey man i just got pinned.
Guy: Where was the kids from?
Dude: Mishicot!
Guy: Where the hell is that?
Mishicot by aicwebbtmac February 20, 2011

Mistical 

Mistical is cool.
Mistical rocks.
Mistical by Jen March 13, 2005

masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia

I would have met the assignment deadline were it not for my masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia.

MysticOverlord 

A high grade nerd. The biggest nerd you will find amongst the Overlords.
A very young dude yet often mistaken for a 50 year old Neckbeard.
Person A: Look at that neckbeard!
Person B: Thats MysticOverlord dude! He is the nerd of the Overlords!
MysticOverlord by Mystic_Overlord January 12, 2020