2 definition by Harold Beerdrinker

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Fear of sleepwalking in the rain while chewing gum.
I would have met the assignment deadline were it not for my masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia.
by Harold Beerdrinker September 04, 2011

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Attractive when viewed from behind.
She was blonde and so bumscrumptious I almost choked on my mojito.
by Harold Beerdrinker January 03, 2011

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