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mistere6 is the hottest person in the world. he is godly at bedwars and like other games ig. he can be referred to as god but better. he has very nice hair. he is very funny and nice sometimes ig. he never speaks but when he does it’s amazing cuz his voice is hot. he makes me peen hard 24/7. he is engaged to notmelissa_ and notmelissa_ only, say anyone else and ur wrong.
did you see mistere6 god bridge 1000 blocks?? me either cuz he sucks L
mistere6 by ur mom pt.100 July 30, 2021
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Misteresque

1. :noun: A male counterpart of mistress
2. :noun: The male lover of a married person
(Mist-er-e-ss-ck)
Person1: dude! I think joe’s wife has a misteresque! I saw another guy leave their house at like 1 this morning.

Person2: nah,dude; that’s just joe’s misteresque.
Misteresque by Universesofa January 14, 2019

misteress 

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.
Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.
misteress by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008

misterectomy 

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.
Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

Misterectomy 

When a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.
The doctor told Dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. Dave was shocked to hear that he needed a Misterectomy!
Misterectomy by The Baron Tube September 29, 2011

misteress 

a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress
"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."

"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
misteress by burkielicious July 20, 2008

misterectomy 

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you
"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."
misterectomy by bensgirly August 22, 2011
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