Mister-E 

An unidentified alien species from a planet unknown to humans. If you are in this species, you would be a UEC ( unidentified earthlinglike creature ), for these aliens look like humans, act like humans, but are far more intelligent than humans.

They were first seen, or discovered: Well, since they look like humans, YOU could be one!

If you are from the Mister-E species, you would have these symptoms of what a human would have if they were on "drugs".

Symptom 1: You wouldn't remember anything from the last 5 minutes, only, it would be more like short-term memory lost, because you would NEVER remember anything from the last 5 minutes.

Symptom 2: You would be 5 times better at everything the average human could do ( tested and confirmed ), but you would have very low stamina.

Symptom 3: You would think things that were funny were actually stupid and annoying, and things that were serious, funny.

These creatures can speak like humans, but, they have names that are unlike humans....

To get your name from the Mister-E species, you would have to put MR in front of your name ( for that's the abrieviation of Mister ), then, get a random earthling first and last name, put the initials of that name as your next 2 letters, and finally, put the year you were born.

( Caution: THIS IS NOT A REAL SPECIES, notice, if you say Mister-E, it sounds like Mystery, which means it is a mystery, or unsolved. I made up all of it )

MrRJ92 is an example of a name from a creature of the Mister-E species. The name was formed by...

1. Putting MR in front of the name
2. Putting the first two initials of your name there, for this it would be Richard Jackson.
3.Putting the year this person was born.

* This person is not real *

Mister-E by MRjT97 June 23, 2009

Mister-E-pluG 

The individual performing the act of a Myster-E-pluG on there partner. Mr. E Plug

Roberts girlfriend referred to him as Mister-E-pluG (Mr. E. Plug) after she realized that he had pulled a Myster-E-pluG on her.

Mister-E-pluG by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

Myster-E-pluG 

The intense mission of doing a female in her rear end and then pulling out, placing some ecstacy on her asshole, and then pushing it in with your penis during reinsurtion. Mystery plug!

Robert pulled a Myster-E-Plug on his girlfriend during anal sex and minutes later laughed as she tried to figure out why she felt as good as she did!

Myster-E-pluG by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.

Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.

Mister-ess by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019

Mister Ed 

New slang for really good heroin

Dudes got that mister ed horse

Mister Ed by Mick diggler January 28, 2020

mister eckersall 

Colonel Eckersall
a man known for his specialty of getting people away from the windows by being blunt

"GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS, GET AWAYY FROM THE WINDOWS, GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!" Mister Eckersall exlaimed.

mister eckersall by edl. January 10, 2023

Mister Ed 

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

Mister Ed by Kean Bean February 22, 2010