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mistbeard 

A mask of the gods
I am a member of the mistbeard church
mistbeard by CorbinSmith August 23, 2017
Words you can keep

Mistyears 

A bum bitch that always steals tweets. Takes shit way too seriously but he cute doe.
“The weather is shitty just like Mistyears”
“Once I got clocked by a gang call it a Mistyears”
Mistyears by Themusicpolice May 19, 2020

Meatbeard 

Particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one's neck below the chin.
"That low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard."
Meatbeard by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005

mistyears 

Mistyears? Hate that guy.
mistyears by MrMan2307 February 17, 2021

misterdostoyevsky 

A TikTok account that generally makes bungou stray dogs/code geass content. They kin quite concerning characters including Evangelion's Gendo Ikari; despite this seemingly (and rightfully so) worrying statement, it is somewhat enjoyable to hold a conversation with them. Along with Gendo, misterdoystoyevsky also kins mori and Griffith. Misterdostoyevsky (Alex) is what some would describe as an 'odd cookie!😅💞', their personality generally represents that of Bing Bong from inside out, Bibble from barbie and Fyodor from bungou stray dogs. Alex despises society... claiming that 'society made them this way' .... they're an intj 8w9 845 sp/sx which explains a lot! Misterdostoyevsky likes molchat doma and enjoys being in control, they are anemic and quite reserved (to an extent/they are not what one would describe as shy!😅).

Alex can analyse others extremely well, an example would be when they called me out, despite me hiding my true colours🖤 🥀 :
' "Sometimes I don't wanna be happy

Don't hold it against me

If I'm down just leave me there

Let me be sad"
This is so you:pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face: '
I never knew one could see that I didn't want to be happy...
person one: are you mutuals with user misterdostoyevsky on TikTok!?
person two: no, who's that?
person one: you're a creep, a weirdo.....
person two: hey aren't those lyrics from Radiohead's song 'creep'?
person one: shut the fuck up freak (and then proceeds to murder person two)
person two:

Mashbeard 

Having a beard made entirely of mashed
potatoes.
Hey Fester, I almost didn't recognize you with that mashbeard.
Mashbeard by Joe Elks December 15, 2004

MisterBeardo 

A slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his massive beard. May be a little weird but still has a beard.
Did you see that MisterBeardo walking down the street? He has an awesome beard yo!
MisterBeardo by gnuattitude May 30, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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