MisterBeardo 

A slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his massive beard. May be a little weird but still has a beard.

Did you see that MisterBeardo walking down the street? He has an awesome beard yo!

MisterBeardo by gnuattitude May 30, 2013

masterbeard 

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

masterbeard by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

masterbearding 

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

masterbearding by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbearding 

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

Masterbearding by The Word Divas May 25, 2021