missi

Nickname for lionel messi because he can't score a penalty

Missi just missed his 10 penalty in a row.What a bad player

by pjetro April 4, 2015

missi

a rare and enticing creature. most likely a redhead. female. prefers other females. exudes an almost uncomfortable sexiness. one feels powerless and weak in the knees upon seeing her. most interactions result in drooling, inappropriate laughter, fainting, and occasionally pissing oneself. although it is advisable not to take a chance on impressing her (she's out of your league) most cannot help themselves.

chick 1: dude, how'd you get that wet spot on your leg?

chick 2: i swear to god man, i just passed a missi.

chick 1: ooooh. dude, you gotta be more careful. a missi will eat you alive.

chick 2: yeah, but i think i'd like it.

chick 1: dude, you totally would.

by coffee_cake April 12, 2008

Missi

one hot and sexy girl that is very fashionably knowledged and dresses well

OMG look at her, she's so missi!

by Missi December 1, 2004

Missi

shortform for Mississauga in Ontario, Canada. Only used by the most epic Missiers of Missisauga.

person 1: yo you from Missi?
person 2: hell yea dawg, Missi all the way B)

by utm student August 3, 2021

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way

A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush

On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.

by SKY_DOG July 15, 2011

fatherus missingus

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators

cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

by anti cringe club March 29, 2022

Massimiliano

A literate asf Italian hunk. He's got the brains and loves to party. Also looks sexy in a suit and is also known as "Massi".

Person A: Wow. That man was gorgeous in every possible sense. What's his name?
Person B: Massimiliano, of course.

by Candreva December 29, 2016