misfortunate 

Combination of misfortune and unfortunate.

"I broke my clavicle playing hockey"

"Misfortunate!"

misfortunate by DagnyMTaggart October 8, 2009

misfortune.gb 

misfortune.gb is an urban legend, a creepypasta, of a game that was made for the original gameboy system. unlike most gameboy games, it was not released on its own cartridge and instead was hidden within other games cartridges and could only be accessed by performing a certain sequence of events or by glitching into the game somehow.

the game consists of level filled with traps and death drops all the while being pursued by a demon that toys with the player characters emotions, and threatening to bring misfortune to any who fail at the game.

players who lost at the game were made to become very depressed, suicidal and even physically sick in some cases and this is what made the story a creepypasta. however, unlike many creepypastas, this was actually true. the hidden game featured a game over screen which showed a picture of the demon that pursues the player and the text "i am god here" written in blood whilst a horrible 8 bit soundtrack played. this music would only play upon losing and the frequencies of the music affected the minds of many people causing these "misfortunes" so to speak, to happen. this can be confirmed with the studies of musicology and psychology.

the game is near impossible to find but it is known to be in at least 5 different gameboy videogame cartridges.

links awakening is a known game to contain misfortune.gb
pokemon red is another.
so is puchi carat.

misfortune.gb by astroboy87 December 6, 2012

misfortune 

bad luck or an unlucky condition or event

Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet

misfortune by Adrianna Lazaro February 24, 2015

misfortunation 

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

misfortunation by Shadowkeeper June 9, 2005

disfortunate 

-Simply: Puts the 'dis' into unfortunate.
-Akin to adding insult to injury.
-Any instance where a robust combination of unfortunate circumstances and humiliation converge.

Kevin: You'll never believe what Mark did!
Rocko: What'd he do?
Kevin: He made fun of me in front of all those people AND shit all over my face!
Rocko: How disfortunate.

disfortunate by Mel O'Prop Isham October 26, 2008

Little Misfortune 

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

Little Misfortune by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

misfortune cookie 

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

misfortune cookie by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009