IhopeIdrinkwater's definitions

poopy woopy doopy🥺

😞

I took a biggy wiggy diggy😢poopy woopy doopy🥺in my dipey wipey bipey😞

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022

Break up

something my biological parents did before i was born, I have a new dad.

I want to break up

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022

Encanto

Overrated.

its like Mha made with Disney materiel.

I used to like encanto but now its old and cringe

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 2, 2022

Emo phase

I got it when I was four.

Emo phases are everywhere.

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 2, 2022

mug

what urban dictionary always wants you to buy.
¨Buy the ¨I hate my life¨ mug!¨

too many mugs.

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022