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i was going to just get to know her but i misdicked!
misdick by Pkarthik June 30, 2021
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midickstinks

A easy word to say when your penis is smelly

Also a catchphrase for the aussie goat isaac butterfield
Oi mate I could smell is stink turns out midickstinks
midickstinks by Smithy_boi21 yt March 19, 2019

Musdicked 

A method of seduction by which one party engages the other by displaying fabulous music knowledge and taste.

Using music banter as a method of seduction.
I thought Bryan really liked me, how did I get sucked in? Ugh, he totally musdicked me.
Musdicked by heatherMetal March 22, 2012

midickle 

Getting a semi from a girl in a mosh pit.
I got midickle from that girl rubbing up against me in the mosh pit.
midickle by Shangri La March 13, 2009

Midickulous 

Outrage, surprised, reaction to an insult or event
I am not a whore-able person, thats midickulous!
Oh my god thats midickulous!
Midickulous by I-eat-hearts May 18, 2011
A mislick is when a poorly placed lick ends up on the anus instead of the intended genitals.

N.B. A common Freudian slip when trying to type "misclick".
A: Damn, was eating Jenna's pussy last night and accidentally mislicked
B: What does her anus taste like?
mislick by itretard March 20, 2021

Coleton Masdick 

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.
Coleton Masdick by Coleton M February 21, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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