When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fatjuicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.
- Bro, you see that girl over there?
*Yeah, why?
-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!
*Awe that's awful!
-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"