miscles
miscles by Ben Senior December 9, 2008
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misclean
misclean by King Festus June 16, 2005
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Creptorial muscles
Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.
Creptorial muscles by Lilaustin January 19, 2019
mascles
mascles by King Mascles of Mascleville April 28, 2014
Keyboard Muscles
People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.
These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)
The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)
The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1
Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
Keyboard Muscles by ooh-La-Lauren December 2, 2010
puddle muscles
puddle muscles by getcombowned February 17, 2014
Net Muscles
Perceived increase in confidence, machismo, bravado, strength, cage-fighting abilites (etc.) from a public chat room or IM user based PURELY upon the anonymity of the "tough talker" to the person they are "tough talking to".
A 6-foot, 130lb. dork threatening to "kick your ass" when you disagree with his opinion on the relevance of Linux, Firefox, Open Source, Dungeons and Dragons or whatever other lame activity the "net muscled" geek in interested in.
"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."
"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."
Net Muscles by WebPhenom February 17, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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