Minor Leaguer
Dude 1: "Look at that guy pullin all those bitches."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but they're all fugly. He must be a Minor Leaguer"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but they're all fugly. He must be a Minor Leaguer"
Minor Leaguer by JayMowis October 14, 2015
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minor leaguer
minor leaguer by Blake Overlock October 30, 2007
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Minor League Skank
someone who wishes they were a skank. someone who will try to come off as scandalous, but in the end, wont go all the way. in other words, a wannabe ho.
Konica and Maren wish they were major league skanks, but since they never put out, at the end of the day, they aint nothin but a couple of minor league skanks.
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Minor League Overwatch Team
What's up guys, does anyone want to join my minor league Overwatch team we are a bunch of rag-tag 13 yr olds ready to win!
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Minor/Major league
Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Minor/Major league by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
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