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Minimandingo

A person, particularly named Noah who compensates through large actions to make up for having a notably small penis.
Yo Noah, you're being a minimandingo, the huzz aren't impressed man.
by Howtheface June 29, 2025
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WhyTheFace?

Man, that band was whytheface?
by Howtheface July 12, 2025
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437

📖 437 (noun / concept / state of being)
Definition:
A hidden signal between chaos and control. "437" represents a code for transformation through pressure — the moment when something unstable takes shape, not by choice, but by force. It’s used to describe:

A person who’s been through hell but emerged sharper

Art that feels like it shouldn’t exist, but somehow does

The kind of silence that’s louder than a scream
Usage Examples:
“That song is 437 — you can hear the collapse and the comeback.”

“He’s a full 437 — broken in all the right ways.”

“This record isn’t clean or polished. It’s 437 — raw, dangerous, alive
by Howtheface July 12, 2025
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Quantanail

Penetrative bleeding out of the rectum after vegetarian food combustion
Ben is suffering from quantanail
by Howtheface July 12, 2025
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