Mini Golf
Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.
Mini Golf by A Replicant June 29, 2017
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mini golf
mini golf by Derka and HelmUt September 28, 2005
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Mini Golf
Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.
Mini Golf by A Replicant June 29, 2017
African mini golf
A variation of mini golf in which the player with the highest number of strokes wins. Widely considered by professionals to be the superior version of the game.
African mini golf by Golfchad420 August 28, 2020
Forced mini golf
The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
Forced mini golf by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021
mini golfing
Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk
After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps
mini golfing by Paul S. W. September 4, 2006
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