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mind wipe 

A horrific sex act where the victim is tied to the bed (or where ever you want them) and continuously whipped and beaten. After that the person craps all over the victim and proceed to steamroll them. Then, the person forces the victim to vomit into a bowl. Now you take a knife and cut them so they bleed into the bowl. Now you crap in the bowl and use this liquid as anal lube. Where you use this liquid to rape them as hard as humanly possible. You repeat this until the victim goes totally mentally insane. Once they go insane, dump them in the dumpster and repeat.
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mind wipe by Phantasm316 November 2, 2017

mind wipe 

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.
“That movie is a mind wipe.”

“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”
mind wipe by ThinkTank132 July 9, 2010

Mind wipe 

A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said
Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
Mind wipe by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025
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murderhobo 

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