milph 

An expansion of the acronym MILF. A "milph" is "A mom I'd Like to Plow into the Headboard." It is used to describe one's affection for a mother whose beauty transcends that of a MILF.

Dang! Did you see that kids momma? She was beyond fine. She's a MILPH!

milph by outhouse April 13, 2009

MILPH 

Man, I'd Like to Plug Her

May be used in conjunction with MILF.

Jerome: Shitkins! Check out that MILPH!
Albert: MILF? Where?! She's 16, dude.
Jerome: Not MILF, dickeye. MILPH!
Albert: Ohhh. Fuck yeah! Albert want some.
Jerome: She's mine, muthaphucka. Step off.

MILPH by Jerome Jenkins May 22, 2006

Millhouse Parents 

When a romantically-linked couple could easily pass for brother and sister.

An individual who chooses to date someone who shares their physical characters is worthy of ridicule as they are presumably guilty of narcissism (at best) or incest (at worst).

Can work as well for homosexual couples who bear a familial resemblance, prompting assumptions that they are brother and brother, or sister and sister.

Origin: From the Simpsons, Bart's long-suffering sidekick Millhouse Van Houten has similar blue hair, thick eye brows, and large glasses as both his mother and father. Additionally, it is possible given Millhouse's poor judgement that his parents do in fact share the same genealogy.

From "The Simpsons: Season 22, episode 3 entitled: MoneyBart (2010)
Bart has provoked his noted-feminist sister Lisa with dismissive terms such as "Honey Pie" and "Tootsie Pop". Prompting Nelson to interject with the following:

Nelson Muntz: Hey, get a room, you two.
Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.
Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents ... I think.

Concerned friend #1: Do you think Matt's girlfriend kind of looks the same as him? I mean, they're the same height, same hair color, they even laugh at the same jokes...

Concerned friend #2: Oh yeah! Total Millhouse Parents.

Millhouse Parents by Piperdad June 23, 2012

Mipha 

The most perfect waifu in the world. Mipha is a zora and one of the five champions from the Nintendo game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

She is the best girl and is very thicc.

Person 1: Who do you think is the best waifu?
Person 2: Mipha, of course!
Person 1: Well I can't disagree with objective facts. I mean, anyone who thinks otherwise is completely out of line and will be destroyed.

Mipha by MiphaIsBestGirl December 17, 2019

Milshit

A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.

Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.

Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013

Milfhouse 

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

Milfhouse by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

milhice

plural of milhouse

Lisa: "Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter, not like they're a bunch of milhice. "
*silence*

Lisa: "What? It's the plural of milhouse look it up."

milhice by MrMysteryy July 13, 2019