Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?
Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.