Milk Maxxing

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good

I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now

by anonymous November 21, 2020

jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing is an technice, where you jelque and edge at the same time, resulting in whipped cream like texture.
It is very dangerous, beacuse you can loose the ability to bust, if done incorrectly.

"Shut up dad!, Im jelque milk maxxing" - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024

jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing, is an technique where you jelque, while edging. Resulting in an whipped cream like texture.
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).

"Im jelque milk maxxing, dad! Dont distract me." - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024

Milkmaxxing

When you religiously drink milk everyday to get taller and strengthen your bones.

bro 1: "bro how did you get so tall in like 6 months"
bro 2: "i did milkmaxxing bro, you should try it too"

by witix December 9, 2023