MILFO

Mother I'd Like to Fart On

I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.

by PMax January 30, 2009

milfo

mother i would like to fuck "off" : opposite meaning to milf , an effective way to point out an ugly old minga

fuck me look at this milfo..................jog on sweetheart !!!!!

by ash the fingermaster December 28, 2009

Milfo

A mother I’d like to fuck off

That lady over there isn’t a milf she’s a milfo

by Alec4c February 12, 2022

milfo

Not to be confused with Milf, Milfo means Mother I'd Like To Fuck Off

My girlfriends mother keeps sticking her oar in, she's a total Milfo

by PKFlex October 31, 2007

MILFO

A Mother I'd Like To Fart On

Johns mum really pissed me off so I called her a MILFO

by Milkhead Blad February 15, 2009

Milfaholic

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

by Tatunka December 9, 2018

Draco Malfoy

A popular member of the Slytherin house. Often threatens to tell his father about things that he doesn't like at Hogwarts.

"Just wait 'til my father hears about this."- Draco MAlfoy

by poopooy October 3, 2012