milf float 

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

milf float by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

Milkfloat 

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.

Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.

Milkfloat by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013

MilkFloat 

slang term for a woman with large brests

"Look at milkfloat over there"

MilkFloat by Jamesd123 May 5, 2007

crashed the milkfloat 

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

crashed the milkfloat by delanotte February 21, 2014