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Milkfloat 

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.
Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.
Milkfloat by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013
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MilkFloat 

slang term for a woman with large brests

"Look at milkfloat over there"
MilkFloat by Jamesd123 May 5, 2007

crashed the milkfloat 

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped
Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors
crashed the milkfloat by delanotte February 21, 2014

milkflap 

A pocket or fold of skin on a baby's neck, under the chin, that collects dribbled milk from the bottle or nipple, and remains trapped. The milk begins to go rotten and cause your child to stink horribly. When you give the child a bath or shower, you will notice brown sludge hidden away in the milkflap.
Husband: I am giving the baby a bath OK?
Wife: OK, but make sure you wash that stinking milkflap, it's getting pretty rank!
milkflap by yaddaboomba January 16, 2009

Milkalating

When the rip is just that fat, it’s milkalating.
OMG IT’S MILKALATING”
Milkalating by RAD-MBO October 12, 2020

Milkulating 

When an individual hasn't jelqed in over three full moons and has a backup in their scrotal saq, they must cleanse themselves of the milk.
someone: Ryan been milkulating all day bruh
someone else: wtf bro? Ill jerk him off.
Milkulating by S0CC3RGURU January 30, 2023

cross-country milk float driver 

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.
That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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