Milkfloat 

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.

Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.

Milkfloat by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013

MilkFloat 

slang term for a woman with large brests

"Look at milkfloat over there"

MilkFloat by Jamesd123 May 5, 2007

crashed the milkfloat 

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

crashed the milkfloat by delanotte February 21, 2014

milkflap 

A pocket or fold of skin on a baby's neck, under the chin, that collects dribbled milk from the bottle or nipple, and remains trapped. The milk begins to go rotten and cause your child to stink horribly. When you give the child a bath or shower, you will notice brown sludge hidden away in the milkflap.

Husband: I am giving the baby a bath OK?
Wife: OK, but make sure you wash that stinking milkflap, it's getting pretty rank!

milkflap by yaddaboomba January 16, 2009

Milkalating

When the rip is just that fat, it’s milkalating.

“OMG IT’S MILKALATING”

Milkalating by RAD-MBO October 12, 2020

Milkulating 

When an individual hasn't jelqed in over three full moons and has a backup in their scrotal saq, they must cleanse themselves of the milk.

someone: Ryan been milkulating all day bruh
someone else: wtf bro? Ill jerk him off.

Milkulating by S0CC3RGURU January 30, 2023

cross-country milk float driver 

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.

That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.

cross-country milk float driver by Russ February 18, 2005