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Mikelo has the best dick you will ever see. He is handsome and caring you can't resist loving him and sucking his dick.
You can't be compared to mikelo you bitch.
mikelo by Antevives November 20, 2021
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He has the best dick you will ever see. He is handsome and caring. You can't resist loving him.
You can't be compared with mikelo. You a bitch.
mikelo by Antevives November 20, 2021

Mikeonomics (theory) 

An economic theory that a country adopts to grow its size immensely large in a short space of time without suffering from high inflation rates in the process.
Serbia's economy expanded from 50 billion USD to 350 billion USD in the space of two years due to Mikeonomics (theory).
Mikela is a loveable kind-hearted person who is always finding something funny, usually found nibbling on junk food or drinking water. Mikela will love playing with her hair and doesn't mind someone special seeing her in the mornings. She's never in a bad mood and is always happy to talk to anyone. Everyone loves Mikela, don't deny it. She's beautiful
You're so pretty! Duh, I'm Mikela.
I love your personality! Thanks. What's your name? Mikela.
Your hair is amazing. Thanks, I'm Mikela.
What's my personality and looks out of 10? Above that, Probably around Mikela.
Don't you just love Mikela? Yeah, but she's Calum's unfortunately.
Mikela by London_guy101 April 9, 2013
noun: /limʌɪk:/

1. A term used to describe a player in your own team or the enemy team who constantly bottom frags in every match/game, resulting in constant reporting or getting flamed by the teammates.

2. A term used to describe a player in your own team who 'mains' or constantly plays the most unpopular character/hero/champion/class in the game and raises it proud as a trophy. ie. League of Legends' Ivern, or Overwatch's Orisa.

3. A term used to describe a player who, in a competetive game such as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive or Valorant, consistently hits the bottom-most rank or skill rating.
I didn't realise that Jason was such a Mikelee in Overwatch. Last season he peaked 700sr and I don't remember him ever being a higher rank, because he constantly plays Orisa in a meta where Orisa is utterly useless.
Mikelee by jeongu1004 January 16, 2021
A girl who is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Always one to make you smile because just looking at her makes you happy. Moody at times but when she is all you can do is want to make her smile because she has the kindest heart. Cares more about others than she does herself, but not afraid to say no when it comes to sharing her food. Overall the most beautiful and cute woman you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to be with a Mikela, be thankful because she’s truly one of a kind:) <3
“Who is that beautiful, gorgeous human?”
“Mikela🥰”
Mikela by mandpanda December 30, 2019
PEOPLE WITH THE NAME MIKELLE ARE ADORABLE.
HOW IS MIKELLE?
ADORABLE.
Mikelle by ILOVEMIKELLE October 11, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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