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Mikegliko 

Noun:

A master of Narcissism. Someone who derives pleasure from diminishing the happiness of others or depriving others of pleasure all together; see also: sadist

A man or a woman who withholds sex for the sole purpose of maintaining control over their partner or uses sex as a weapon.

Often out of spite or vindictively.

A person who cares overwhelmingly and solely for themself in such large quantities that they are a black hole and suck the happiness from those around them. If allowed to do so they will continue to steal an individuals happiness until they are an unrecognizable shell of their former self, or in extreme cases even die or resort to suicide to end the pain and torment they endured at the hands of the mikegliko.

Mi: self
Keg: large vessel
Gli: happiness (glee)
Ko: knock out/final blow

Archaic: An ancient demon known to delight in the misery of others and a pagan diagnosis and explanation given to ancient people to help survivors cope with the suicide of their loved ones. With historical depictions found in civilizations around the globe. Most notably pre-columbian Mexico, what is today Portugal, post Celtic invasion, and with the highest concentration of historical artifacts being found within the borders of today’s nation of Slovenia dated back to the beginning of the Roman Empire and the legend of the “Mikegliko Massacre”.
I think she was being a little immature when she cheated on him… she knew he didn’t get paid until Monday and didn’t need to be such a mikegliko just because he couldn’t afford to buy her those shoes…

Wow, what a douchebag… I can’t believe she used him like that and continued to lie and cheat for so many years… only a total mikegliko would be so selfish or be able to live with themself after treating someone so poorly.

Hey, can we listen to music that we all enjoy? You’re being super selfish and the rest of us want to have fun too… you're always such a mikegliko!

She knows hes been wanting to vacation somewhere tropical but every year she purposely buys a vacation package in the snow just to be a bitch. He should dump that mikegliko and find a woman who is less narcissistic!

She didn’t let her abusive husband have the satisfaction of seeing her cry… she grabbed her children and started a new life without him and is doing better than ever… I wish I was that unmikeglikoable…
Mikegliko by JacadeitUp August 2, 2021
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Mikegliko Massacre 

The Legend Of The “Mikegliko Massacre”:

Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.
The tragedy at Jonestown is reminiscent of the Mikegliko Massacre…
Mikegliko Massacre by JacadeitUp August 2, 2021

Mikelion 

Mikelion is a chill, goofy, caring, loving, kindhearted but impatient person you’ll know. He will love you as much as you love him. He never gives up on anything, he’s a strong handsome young man. He’s loyal, Supportive, Loves helping the ones he loves. He’s corny but confident. He’s handsome and charming. If you ever connect with a mikelion please keep him and love him forever. He’s the best. Sometimes.
“I love mikelion”
Mikelion by AdamandEve November 21, 2023
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