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Mike Vallely 

A professional skateboarder who is famous for his sociopathic behavior and anger issues. It's sad that there are kids who look up to him.
That self-righteous piece-of-shit hanging out in the K-Mart parking lot reminds me of Mike Vallely!
Mike Vallely by skaters-are-baters January 9, 2010
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mike vallely 

the man that defines skating. allthough he has been skating for more than 14 years, he goes out and does his best. talk shit about what he loves to do and you are liable to get your ass kicked.
widely known to kick the shit out of four asswipes who called him a "skater fag."
Mike V. vs Four Random Ocks (CKY3)
mike vallely by raab February 15, 2004

Mike Vallely 

The man that defines what a skater is he gos out and rides everyday and doesnt go and do the biggest thing he can have fun riding parking blocks and thats what skating is about going out and doin the little stuf not tryin to be on top he skates for him self and if u say other wise he'll kick the crap out of u and so will i
Mike Vallely by Jon Bonaldo June 21, 2003

mike valley 

Mike valley can kick anyones ass.
mike valley by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

Mike Valley 

Do a Mike-v Boneless off that cheese shop.
Mike Valley by GirlSkater January 18, 2004

mike valley 

It's Mike Vallely, goes big, skatin since back in the day.
You see Vallely ollie that picknick table, standing up.
mike valley by jdubs August 23, 2004
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