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midgey midge 

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
midgey midge by Cessticles December 15, 2009
Words you can keep

midge raker 

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.
wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins
midge raker by paid talker p October 17, 2009

thicc midge 

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge
thicc midge by Co0k1e December 10, 2017

nigg midge 

"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"
nigg midge by xanxan October 13, 2011

Midge Mong 

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"
Midge Mong by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

full midge 

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.
Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins
full midge by Memphis Kenny December 28, 2006

midge-riff 

The area on a midget(or little person/dwarf)exposed when wearing a short shirt or low rise pants. Same as a regualr sized persons mid-riff but pint sized.
Jimmy "Dude, did you see Gidgets mad midge-riff in that outfit"

Cleetus "Yeah, I love seeing her little naval exposed"
midge-riff by froogle_jimmy June 19, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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