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midgey midge 

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
midgey midge by Cessticles December 15, 2009
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midge raker 

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.
wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins
midge raker by paid talker p October 17, 2009

thicc midge 

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge
thicc midge by Co0k1e December 10, 2017

nigg midge 

"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"
nigg midge by xanxan October 13, 2011

Midge Mong 

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"
Midge Mong by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

full midge 

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.
Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins
full midge by Memphis Kenny December 28, 2006

midge-riff 

The area on a midget(or little person/dwarf)exposed when wearing a short shirt or low rise pants. Same as a regualr sized persons mid-riff but pint sized.
Jimmy "Dude, did you see Gidgets mad midge-riff in that outfit"

Cleetus "Yeah, I love seeing her little naval exposed"
midge-riff by froogle_jimmy June 19, 2007