midget-mobile 

A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!

Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?

A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.

midget-mobile by NateK July 28, 2005

crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.

my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.

crimp midget mobile by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010