Midget Stripper Share definition Flag A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans. Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please? Midget Stripper by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Midget Stripper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch