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dumpster midget sex 

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.
Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex

Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera
"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"

Midgesexual 

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.
Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.
Midgesexual by Tony Blavis October 20, 2007

Midgesexual 

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.
Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.
Midgesexual by Tony Blavis October 19, 2007
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026