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Midget Hitler

Someone in your group of friends thats very short in height, yet very commanding, demanding and violent; they always want it their way.
example 1
Kevin: "So, are you still dating that girl?"
Matt: "Oh, u mean Midget Hitler? Yeah... Dude, she made me wash her car yesterday!"

example 2
Maria: "Is their anyone else coming to the party?"
Dean: "I dunno. I was gonna invite my Midget Hilter, but then I decided not to. I don't want you guys getting beat to death."

midget hitler

Someone who came be very nice at times who a few people like(and or worship) and can be mean and sometimes outright aggressive at others. very short, hence 'midget'. Can also be referred to as the spazz, a miny Hitler, or that really short/ aggressive person.
Girl1:Hey, aare you still having that sleep-over tomorrow night?
Girl2:Yeah.
Girl1:Who else is invited?
Girl2: Not midget hitler thats for sure, I like my house in one piece, thank-you!

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
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