microdance

Dancing is minimal movements so that no one will notice. Especially useful when rocking out to music in a crowded cafe or work setting.

Let's microdance to Gaga all day. I don't think anyone will notice.

by pagodasplan October 26, 2016

microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.

'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'

by songtree July 26, 2017

macromancer

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.

"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"

by LibDawg September 12, 2013

Micromance

Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair

She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii

by ZoshR October 14, 2016

Microwace

A chaotic device of unknown origin hosting a multitude of dials and switches of miscellaneous function.

You have been visited by the Microwace
God help you...

by EnderMeep March 30, 2022

Macromancer

A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.

Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!

by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018

McRomance

The relationship between two people in the fastfood chain McDonalds

Joe: " there's this bangin' girl that I work with down at mickey d's and I think I wanna start up a McRomance."

by Bc189 April 20, 2009