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A very short date with a finite end point.
'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
microdate by songtree July 26, 2017
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macromancer 

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.
"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"
macromancer by LibDawg September 12, 2013

Micromance 

Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair
She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii
Micromance by ZoshR October 14, 2016

Microwace 

A chaotic device of unknown origin hosting a multitude of dials and switches of miscellaneous function.
You have been visited by the Microwace
God help you...
Microwace by EnderMeep March 30, 2022

Macromancer 

A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.
Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!
Macromancer by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018

McRomance 

The relationship between two people in the fastfood chain McDonalds
Joe: " there's this bangin' girl that I work with down at mickey d's and I think I wanna start up a McRomance."
McRomance by Bc189 April 20, 2009