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micro-dater 

A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
micro-dater by Schipotle April 5, 2010
A very short date with a finite end point.
'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
microdate by songtree July 26, 2017

microbate 

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.
so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.
microbate by b-hen April 22, 2009

microbate 

beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates
mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house
microbate by lazypotsmoker August 14, 2008

Microbate 

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating
Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.
Microbate by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017