micro-date 

An extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a sexual nature, lasting only a few seconds. Micro-dates typically occur with complete strangers in passing but can also occur with friends and acquaintances.

The beautiful woman stepped into the elevator and Brad immediately had a micro-date.

micro-date by Hemmingwayz November 23, 2016

micro-dater 

A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.

"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."

micro-dater by Schipotle April 5, 2010

microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.

'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'

microdate by songtree July 26, 2017

microbate 

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

microbate by b-hen April 22, 2009

microbate 

beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates

mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house

microbate by lazypotsmoker August 14, 2008

Microbate 

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

Microbate by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017