microbroad 

Used to describe a girl who looks attractive based on the thumbnail form of a picture but is not at all - either in the standard size of the picture or in person.

A: The girl in that picture is cute.
B: Nah man, she's a microbroad.

microbroad by birello November 7, 2012

microbro 

Noun: An individual of the 'bro' persuasion who frequents bars and liquor stores, attempting to appear educated and classier than the common man through loud discussion about beer perceived as craft.

That microbro spoke very highly of Blue Moon and Leinenkugals.

microbro by sdkluber July 18, 2014

MicroBro 

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.

The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")

MicroBro by Headcircus March 13, 2013

microblading 

When you stick a butter knife in your genitalia (usually male) and twist.

"Man, I caught Jimmy Neutron microblading in his room last night.

microblading by d4ddyl0ngl3gs November 14, 2017

Microbrand Shy 

When a customer refuses to order from any business which advertises itself online through Google ads, Instagram, Facebook and the like because s/he had a bad experience when s/he ordered from another business which advertised itself in a similar manner. A lot of the businesses which use ultra-targeted social media marketing are microbrands which tend to indulge in practices such as just-in-time manufacturing and dropshipping. Thus most Instagram (et al) users have experienced the 'Purchase made from China without knowing it' - that is, they ordered through an Instagram ad which promised a company based in your country, delivery within 2 weeks and a no-quibble refund policy. When their order finally arrived months later from the Far East, the sizes were all wrong, the quality was much lower than expected and, since there's usually little customer service to speak of with these companies, asking for a refund was like trying to get blood out of a stone.

Customers who have experienced such frustrations are 'Once bitten, twice shy'; even though there might be some very good businesses who offer good quality products and stellar customer service out there advertising themselves on Instagram, they are very reluctant to risk a repeat of the last time they ordered from a business they thought was legit.

"Hey, check out this great deal on jeans and custom T-Shirts!"
"No way, last time I ordered T-Shirts from an online ad they were 2 sizes small and 2 months late. I'm Microbrand Shy."

Microbrand Shy by Sue858 May 29, 2018

microbrowology 

The study of perfecting eyebrows through the artistry of Microblading, micro shading, powder brows or ombré brows.

My permanent makeup artist has her doctorate in Microbrowology.

microbrowology by Microbrowologist April 10, 2021