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micro trim

The act of getting a haircut, where one only trims a microscopic amount. To be considered a micro trim, one must not have to sweep the floor when the haircut is finished. Usually used when growing one's hair out.
Lindsey: Yes, I'd like a haircut please!
Jaime: Alright, mam, how would you like your hair cut?
Lindsey: I'd like a micro trim!
Jaime: What the hell is a micro trim?
Lindsey: I want you to trim a microscopic amount from my hair. There should only be dust on the floor. Kay? Thanks!
by themasterstylist August 25, 2009
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microtrigger

A minuscule, often unintended offense that elicits an uncomfortable or undesirable response or reaction at an objectively disproportionate level; a play on the concept of "triggers" and so-called "microaggressions"
Amy, I need you to know that complimenting the color of my shirt is a microtrigger about my weight fluctuation.
by poopooOU812 September 5, 2016
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