micro softee

1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.

Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.

Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?

by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018

Microsoftie

one who works for Microsoft

I thought James was going to take the job with Sony, but he chose to be a Microsoftie instead.

by hadal September 12, 2004

Microsofted

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

by Dinged June 17, 2013

Microsoftened

When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.

Skype used to be awesome, but now it's been Microsoftened!

by VortyZA August 25, 2011

Microsoftie

M$ Fan boy, always states that M$ are the best and cant be beaten

Guy1: PS2 and GC SUCK! XBOX ROOLS!
Guy2: YA MUM!

by Arkz September 12, 2004

Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

by L'Agneau October 18, 2018

Microsoftie

It's what Bill Gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!

See: Small Penis

Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!

Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.

by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004