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Michalek 

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.
1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.
Michalek by b-mac247 September 28, 2011

Jessica Michalik 

An Australian teenage girl who was brutally crushed to death in the moshpit of the Sydney Big Day Out in 2001. She died during a Limp Bizkit performance, where the lead singer Fred Durst allegedly made "alarming and inflammatory" comments when a rescue effort was underway.
Now, instead of the normal minute of silence, every year at the Bid Day Out a 'minute of noise' is held in tribute of Jessica Michalik'd death.
The band Grinspoon performed at Jessica Michalik's funeral in 2001.
Jessica Michalik by Blackington October 6, 2006

michalie 

hilarious, definitely a pot smoker, LOUD, caring
is that weed, or is that a michalie
michalie by puffbar69 October 19, 2020

Magic Michalik 

Magic is an amazing person with the kindest heart, anyone who hates magic is missing out on his amazing smile and personality. Magic can have major mood swings and sometimes need space but overall magic is the best person you will ever meet!
Omg there is no jam what will he do?

Magic michalik is the best, kindest and most amazing person ever!
Magic Michalik by Magic is amazing November 19, 2019

Michalek Nap

Napping in the middle of the day, at a 90 degree angle with your hands on your chest. You feel like your body is levitating on a body of water.
Yo Deniz I am about to go take my Michalek nap
Michalek Nap by thebeast22432 January 24, 2020

Michalek 

NEJLEPŠÍ BF ILY LASKO <333
Simonka : Hi Michalek
Michalek : Hi sexie you are so beautiful
Michalek by Simonka123456 November 22, 2021