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Michaelman1 

An elder god sent to the world by Odin to liberate the world.
Michaelman1 will come and show the world his eternal wrath...
Michaelman1 by GLUFFDH August 6, 2021

michaelman1 

The number one combatant and leader in the history of the CA.

The future owner of the Continental Army, and the undisputed, undefeated GOAT.
"Oh my.. we are going against michaelman1.. we've already been doomed."

Michaelan 

a truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. a real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. but she is unlike any other person you know. she is amazingly beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. but she is not easy. she can be very picky but when she finds something she wants, she is persistent and gets it. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know.
Everyone wants to be around a michaelan.

Even if you hate michaelan, you still love her.

I wish i had a michaelan!!
Michaelan by poiulk February 2, 2010

michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009

reverse Michaelangelo 

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation

Michaelangelo 

The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.

Just do your ninja duties, man.
Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo : Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

Splinter: clears his throat, they all shut up I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: puase COWABUNGA!

Splinter: laughs I made a funny!
Michaelangelo by saramary123 November 10, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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