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Michael Cole 

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"
Michael Cole by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

Joe Michael Cole 

Joe Cole is a British actor, with a lovely smile and pretty eyes.he's a VERY talented man.
He is mostly known as John Shelby in the renowned series "Peaky Blinders"
"This planet is hotter than Joe Michael Cole"
Joe Michael Cole by halowaydrink December 27, 2019

Cole Michael Armenta 

Stupid ass nigger coon who bitches and whines about every minor inconvenience in every game, ever.
Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."

micheal cole 

Micheal cole has one sexy ass and his face is even hotter he is the kindest thoughtful person anyone could meet and would do anything for someone he knows even if they hurt them in the past and did I mention the sexy ass
see that guys ass he looks like a Micheal cole
micheal cole by dream is invalid February 21, 2022