Michael Cole

The most idiotic and annoying wrestling commentator ever featured on WWE TV. Calls a powerslam a scoop slam... The voice of WWE!?

Cole: Batista with the Big Boot!
Lawler: Michael Cole you fucking moron, that's a Clothesline. Who hired you? Wait, that would be Kevin Dunn. And he's just as moronic as you.

Michael Cole by World Wrestling Enteration February 17, 2014

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Michael Cole

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.

Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"

Michael Cole by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

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Joe Michael Cole

Joe Cole is a British actor, with a lovely smile and pretty eyes.he's a VERY talented man.
He is mostly known as John Shelby in the renowned series "Peaky Blinders"

"This planet is hotter than Joe Michael Cole"

Joe Michael Cole by halowaydrink December 27, 2019

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Cole Michael Armenta

Stupid ass nigger coon who bitches and whines about every minor inconvenience in every game, ever.

Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."

Cole Michael Armenta by fatjuicycock69 April 6, 2022

micheal cole

Micheal cole has one sexy ass and his face is even hotter he is the kindest thoughtful person anyone could meet and would do anything for someone he knows even if they hurt them in the past and did I mention the sexy ass

see that guys ass he looks like a Micheal cole

micheal cole by dream is invalid February 21, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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