mic-check 

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.

"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "

mic-check by Batrastard July 4, 2003

Mic Check 

When a male is exchanging sexual relations with someone, most probably during oral and then proceeds to, or have his partner, playfully slap/pat the shaft of his penis on their tongue or other part of their mouth and or face just a handful of times. The act can either be utilised for increasing erectile presence for the penis and or just for general visual erotic stimuli all around.

Synonyms: cockslap, schlap

Person A (internally): man, my guy is putting up a fight

Person A: *Mic Checks person B*

Person B: man his guy must be putting up a fight tonight.

Mic Check by apersonwithahand November 2, 2022

Mic check 

Occupy Wall Street movement: Yelling “mic check” mobilizes Occupiers into a game of political repeat-after-me, uniting the crowd and spreading the speaker’s comments without amplification.

Speaker: Mic check! I want to bring up the issue of the police.

Crowd in unison: I want to bring up the issue of the police.

Speaker: We have been protesting...

Crowd in unison: We have been protesting...

Mic check by MadRat November 13, 2011

mic check 

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

mic check by Duke February 24, 2004

Mic Check 

Roaring/Yelling at the top of your lungs while simultaneously grasping your phallus, shaking your tongue, and ejaculating all over the place. Normally done while standing for a better experience.

(1) Seth performed a mic check to re-establish his dominance.

(2) Jed broke the awkward silence with a mic check.

Mic Check by Moammar Gaddafi August 22, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020