his lips are so big that you can hear them slap together when he talks. his forehead is so big that if you touch it your hand be lost within his headtop. his head is so shiny and bald that if you rub it a genie will come out of his mouth. he eats grass
2 inch dick guy: Have you seen that new kid?
3 inch dick guy: Yes, hes such a XBOX 360 MIC!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.