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The Dirty Menorah 

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
The Dirty Menorah by justplainnuts December 1, 2009
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meynoush 

Meynoush is a bewitching girl, bonny, alluring, irresistible, eyeful, dreamy but untouchable. She's strong, powerful and serious about what she does. she knows what she wants and she knows how to get it and she will get it, by any means necessary. She can be soft like a kiss in the moonlight and hard like a rock in the depth of the ocean and nothing can moves her.
I just me Meynoush. She's the literal meaning of the word irresistible.
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He's a nice, weird, and funny guy who LOVES hanging out with his friends. He is kind, caring, and helpful. He is also very trusting. You can tell him all your secrets without worrying that it will get out. You have to have a Mynor in your life. None of this is a lie. All of this is 100% true.
We need Mynor for this situation.
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Menorahty 

A Jewish person living in the U.S., or in any other country where Jews are a minority.
Esther: Did you know that LaQuisha is Jewish?

Saul: Yes. Like us, she is a Menorahty
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human menorah 

8 guys running a train on a chick.
yoor girl went to israel and received a human menorah
human menorah by george spot December 15, 2007

Eric Maynor 

A Ballin ass point guard at VCU.
Damn! Did you see that shot Eric Maynor made to knock Duke out of the Ncaa Tourney?
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